| | They spend more time looking for a unit than you do then leave newspapers scattered around the house open to the "to let" section ... | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment   |
| get this...
i just drove a car
with no power steering
and a tape deck
i know, i was once like you all who thought these breeds of "car" were well and truly exinct. WELL THEY ARE NOT.
i just wish i was made of aware of the lack of power steering before i reversed out of a driveway and nearly sideswiped three bystanding vehicles. oh well.
winsomeloosesome. | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Security: | | | Time: | 10:24 pm | | Current Mood: |  quixotic |
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| i walked past the house that we wanted to move into today
when there were four of us that is
and i noticed the lights were on
i thought they must have left them on to make the house look nice (?)
then i realised the interior lights were on as well
and then i realised that there was furniture in there
people are living there
in OUR HOUSE
they own lots of deck chairs
and they have a book shelf
it was only five days ago when we were looking through it ourselves
opening cupboards
admiring the clothesline
measuring the bedrooms with footsteps
so the house that never really was is the house that will never really be | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| a cheese and ham sandwich is the same thing as ....
a cheese and bacon roll!!
GET OUT!!!!
i am a GENIUS
despite suspicions to the contrary
and i'm quite impressed with myself. | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Security: | | | Subject: | *ahem* | | Time: | 09:07 am |
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Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male |
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
do you dare of_flawed? | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
| what is going on?
i have gone to bed and woken up and the two things i wanted gone are still here:
music videoes and The Blister.
sometimes i wonder what the point is. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| i thought i had a little wart on my pinkie.
since i have particularly warty friends (you know who you ALL are), i wasn't too surprised.
but since the last time i looked at it (which is of the ten minute variety) it has doubled and doesn't look warticised.
instead, my diagnosis is a blister. it looks like it has clear liquid in it.
I WANT IT GONE.
but i don't know what to do :'(
should i go to the emergency room?
or lean against sharp things so i can accidently pop it without popping it?
or am i hallucinating? that would be nice.
i might go to bed and just pray that its gone tomorrow and that i still have all ten fingers. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| i think my boss has a toupe.
but i can't decide definately either one way or the other!
it is weirdly straight, and then his side burns are bright grey. but they are only small tufts. he doesn't seem the type to get one. but just because the guys i know don't care about their appearance doens't mean every guy is like that. and all in all it doesn't really have taht awkward look that most toupes have.
but how do i find out for sure?
you know i n e e d t o k n o w.
do i ask him?
do i ask someone else?
do i tug it?
do i inspect it more closely?
do i wait until it falls off?
do i try to lure him to somewhere windy?
hrmm ... | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Security: | | | Time: | 08:07 pm | | Current Mood: |  grateful |
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| last nighteth i threw out four blocks of mouldy cheese from my fridge.
that is a tad on the gross side. even for me.
i'm glad to be moving out ... soon ... and with someone who is diligent about tupperware. that will probably make it a lot easier to eat cheese whenever i want. | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
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